Thu, 01 Oct 2015 09:39
RT @EditorChrista: Dirty science humor: http://t.co/NKmtZpLCwi
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Thu, 01 Oct 2015 09:37
The only thing more ridiculous than Ricky Nolasco's outrage over Ramirez's batflip is Ricky Nolasco being a big league pitcher.
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Thu, 24 Sep 2015 12:36
RT @darth_awesome: Did those naked French ladies ever patch up that hole in the wall?
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Wed, 23 Sep 2015 13:26
If I never see or hear another FanDuel/DraftKings commercial, I can die happy.
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Tue, 22 Sep 2015 23:13
I bet I'd look good with a beard, if I could grow one. (I can't.)
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Fri, 18 Sep 2015 14:26
RT @shutupmikeginn: i respect Texas Instruments because they're like "Nah, we nailed graphing calculators in 1998 no need to change em. Als'
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Wed, 16 Sep 2015 09:53
RT @SpecHorizons: Hadouken Coffee is the best thing I've seen on the internet today. http://t.co/rsm6n2b0Wc
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Wed, 16 Sep 2015 09:52
"Your password will expire in 120 days. Do you want to reset your password now?" (Repeat every day.)
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Tue, 15 Sep 2015 00:15
RT @AaronGleeman: Twins 7, Vikings 3.
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Mon, 14 Sep 2015 21:37
RT @JimGaffigan: Do you say gif or jif or do you have friends?
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Mon, 14 Sep 2015 20:09
@MnTwinkie: He just needs a pimp hat to round out the look.
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Sun, 13 Sep 2015 21:29
RT @darth_awesome: Everyone cites Jar Jar Binks as the worst thing about THE PHANTOM MENACE, but Darth Vader building C-3PO is one million '
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Fri, 11 Sep 2015 10:02
RT @ParkerHageman: Earlier reminder to the social media managers out there: Don't tweet tomorrow. http://t.co/460oKKxjkt
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Wed, 02 Sep 2015 20:14
@AaronGleeman: Coulda sworn I just heard Gladden praise Sano for not over-exerting himself when he knew he'd be out on a DP ball.
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Wed, 02 Sep 2015 20:10
.@AaronGleeman @RhettBollinger: Prediction: #Twins will never make it to the WS with Ryan as GM. #HotTake
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Wed, 02 Sep 2015 10:42
Oh, Hampton Inn, why did we forsake you so long this vacation? We should never have strayed.
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Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:54
@darth_awesome: The mayor, full stop. Possibly my favoritest TV villain ever.
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Tue, 25 Aug 2015 13:44
@TychoBrahe: Shoot, just a few months of playing DOOM (keyboard-only, mfer!) was enough to rub the paint off my new keyboard's arrow keys...
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Wed, 19 Aug 2015 00:35
@cischafer: LOL, I'm still using that bookmark, if you can believe it.
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Wed, 12 Aug 2015 21:59
@KHome1990: At some point I'll get to it. I was supposed to play it for the Megawad Club after ConCERNed, but only got through the latter.
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Wed, 12 Aug 2015 19:11
@KHome1990: Oblivion and Hadron are definitely on my radar; I loved Flashback to Hell and quite enjoyed ConCERNed.
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Tue, 11 Aug 2015 23:57
@KHome1990: Also, I'm going through a phase of being slightly weary of DOOM2; I'm enjoying DOOM1 maps much more at the present moment.
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Tue, 11 Aug 2015 23:55
@KHome1990: I haven't actually finished Valiant yet (only episode 1) so Monument takes top honors so far. Valiant *is* fantastic, though.
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Mon, 10 Aug 2015 13:36
@AaronGleeman: They just want Buxton to show some #consistency at AAA first...
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Mon, 10 Aug 2015 11:41
@AaronGleeman: Listening, I can't help thinking that the point is that 6 weeks of quality play was the aberration, not the recent tailspin.
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Fri, 07 Aug 2015 23:01
RT @SpaceCatPics: omg the cat thought his owner drowned http://t.co/jc7EPIipKs
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Fri, 07 Aug 2015 08:48
Sliced my lip shaving, and now I'm doing duckface in the mirror to assess the damage.
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Sat, 01 Aug 2015 07:59
Just imagine the outrage if Cecil the Lion had been killed by an illegal immigrant!
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Thu, 30 Jul 2015 16:44
@AaronGleeman: Hey, whatever it takes to keep Escobar away from SS, right?
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Fri, 24 Jul 2015 23:28
@darth_awesome: Don't we have a bunch of restrictions on who's allowed to drive a car?
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Fri, 24 Jul 2015 08:02
RT @trevorprzybyla: Adding drunk people to fitness quotes makes things interesting http://t.co/WkzN0JXPdF
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Wed, 22 Jul 2015 23:11
Book review: Dark Intelligence by Neal Asher: http://t.co/C6fScpFElm [3.5 stars]
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Wed, 22 Jul 2015 10:29
@trtx84 @AaronGleeman: True dat. We tried it in Chicago on vacation a couple years back and loved it.
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Mon, 20 Jul 2015 17:12
RT @MatthewPCrowley: We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get '
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Fri, 17 Jul 2015 14:43
PSA to those mailers begging me to sell my 2010 Elantra: (A) It was a lease, so it's not mine to trade, and (B) I turned it in 2 years ago.
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Wed, 15 Jul 2015 11:01
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Mon, 13 Jul 2015 07:45
@AaronGleeman: Mine, meanwhile, was hiding under our bed.
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Sat, 11 Jul 2015 19:45
RT @nedroid: Also, I like whoever wrote these instructions http://t.co/ebMIz74K1z
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Sat, 11 Jul 2015 08:11
RT @AaronGleeman: Brian Dozier hits a walk-off homer as Tigers' bullpen implodes. That game is perfect example of how you can't run out the'
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Wed, 08 Jul 2015 15:23
RT @daanderson20: Miguel Sano has as many walks as Danny Santana
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Tue, 07 Jul 2015 23:12
RT @AaronGleeman: Miguel Sano is going to hit so many home runs.
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Sun, 05 Jul 2015 15:02
RT @MillerStrib: Twins scoring after 81 games: 2013: 338 2014: 336 2015: 338 Twins runs allowed after 81 games: 2013: 377 2014: 370 2015: '
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Thu, 02 Jul 2015 23:46
RT @lukekarmali: This is literally the best thing I've ever seen happen on Twitter http://t.co/QZAiFNT6UG
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Thu, 02 Jul 2015 11:33
RT @tmbg: Download TMBGs latest album GLEAN today for just five bucks! Support the pro-ject! http://t.co/78etURxM48 http://t.co/lEDBwGHukZ
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Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:11
"Think of it as solving problems / That should never have occurred / Please don't call it strangulation / That is such an ugly word" @tmbg
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Wed, 01 Jul 2015 11:09
BMW = Behold My Wiener
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Wed, 01 Jul 2015 11:08
RT @AaronGleeman: I've been on this earth 32 years and the only thing I know for certain is that you should always get a fried egg on a ham'
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Mon, 29 Jun 2015 16:43
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Fri, 26 Jun 2015 17:10
Always a good sign when Google Maps tells you, "This is the fastest route, DESPITE THE TRAFFIC." #HeyWeTried
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Fri, 26 Jun 2015 07:44
RT @SFReviewsnet: That moment when bookstore employees just get fed up with customers. http://t.co/0Pu5cVuFtP
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Tue, 23 Jun 2015 20:34
I just figured out why chef salads are so tasty: ham, eggs, cheese, bacon, toast... it's like breakfast on lettuce.
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Fri, 12 Jun 2015 11:49
@AaronGleeman @libertinempls: In the good way, I hope.
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Fri, 12 Jun 2015 11:43
Holy crap, Media, stop using the word "reboot" for *sequels*. http://t.co/CHa3WQGnlc
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Thu, 11 Jun 2015 11:01
"Hi, it's me! Sorry, were you in the middle of typing something? Oh well!"
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Thu, 11 Jun 2015 11:00
I hate it when an application takes focus away from one I'm current working on: "I'm more important than that other thing you were doing!"
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Fri, 29 May 2015 23:33
RT @glassbottommeg: This is my new favorite GIF. http://t.co/oJ6oCtcwF2
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Wed, 20 May 2015 18:58
@darth_awesome: Fish tacos always sound good to me, but the only time I've had them they were gross.
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Tue, 19 May 2015 12:07
Enter to win THE WINDUP GIRL by Paolo Bacigalupi (US only)! @mybookishways #giveaway http://t.co/6QcElJHz6d
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Wed, 13 May 2015 23:48
Enter to win SEVENEVES by Neal Stephenson (US only)! @mybookishways #giveaway http://t.co/qU0zk9tPcj
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Wed, 06 May 2015 23:57
@darth_awesome: Onions and peppers all up in there, though.
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Mon, 27 Apr 2015 15:05
Book review: The Fold by Peter Clines: http://t.co/QdT7RzENdl [4 stars]
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Mon, 20 Apr 2015 13:46
Book review: Dead Boys by Gabriel Squailia: http://t.co/f1VouGskmt [3.5 stars]
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Thu, 16 Apr 2015 16:34
Yes, let's discuss in detail the airspace vulnerabilities of the nation's capital on national TV, that seems like a brilliant idea.
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Thu, 16 Apr 2015 15:34
@AaronGleeman @PAOnTheMic: Are the segments not available for download any longer? Looks I can only stream through I ♥ Radio now...? #Bummer
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Thu, 16 Apr 2015 15:24
RT @AaronGleeman: Shoulda figured all the Twins needed to break out of their horrible season-opening slump was to play the undefeated defen'
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Wed, 15 Apr 2015 19:31
The #MNTwins JCPenney catalog shots are all adorable, but the bestest is Tiny Trevor Plouffe. #TinyTrevorPlouffe
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Wed, 15 Apr 2015 19:00
Off to Target Field to enjoy some good food and watch a good baseball team beat the snot out of the crappy #MNTwins
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Tue, 14 Apr 2015 15:35
RT @AaronGleeman: Target Field is essentially now just a giant outdoor patio with very expensive food and alcohol.
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Tue, 07 Apr 2015 23:31
Enter to win THE GRIM COMPANY by Luke Scull (US only)! @mybookishways #giveaway http://t.co/pWZP1trzPy
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Fri, 03 Apr 2015 15:48
@AaronGleeman: Because of course.
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Wed, 18 Mar 2015 10:51
So yeah, finally watched BIRDMAN last night. Definitely good. Definitely WEIRD.
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Wed, 18 Mar 2015 07:54
RE The ending of BIRDMAN: Shouldn't the hospital staff have figured he might be a flight risk? #HaHa #BaDumTshh #ButSeriously
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Wed, 04 Mar 2015 12:45
Today's Yankees/Phillies spring training matchup: Scott Baker versus Kevin Slowey. #Twins #Unreal
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Sun, 01 Mar 2015 10:16
RT @RandyQNorth: OK last haiku @RyanQNorth: man walks into zoo but only animal there is a dog. SHITZU
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Fri, 27 Feb 2015 13:20
And then the thought came to me: Why haven't they made #Munchkin @DOOM yet? Srsly, @SJGames: THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
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Fri, 27 Feb 2015 11:22
RT @bexxi: Oh my' 😂 RT @Felicitatem: Englischtest' http://t.co/i3arkaqYPY
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Fri, 27 Feb 2015 11:22
@ravsitar: Eleven years later... https://t.co/4fGjAmZn2F
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Thu, 26 Feb 2015 21:45
RT @TechnicallyRon: A simple guide to washing machine symbols http://t.co/C5tGJs05RM
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Thu, 26 Feb 2015 21:43
@darth_awesome: Well, he's right!!
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Thu, 26 Feb 2015 21:35
RT @jonrosenberg: You guys got net neutrality today and this is how you're using it? *takes away the internet*
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Thu, 26 Feb 2015 21:27
Somehow I forgot that the only two sides in the Net Neutrality debate are "Corporations are Evil" and "Government is Corrupt/Incompetent".
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Sun, 22 Feb 2015 16:24
RT @twittels: You ever think someone hates you and then they like an Instagram of yours and then you realize none of us will be here in a h'
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Tue, 17 Feb 2015 18:10
You did good work today, car stereo mp3 player random number generator. #GreatJorb
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Tue, 17 Feb 2015 14:49
@craigcalcaterra @AaronGleeman: At the very least they need to be able to read it. Not sure actually writing it is necessary, though.
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Tue, 17 Feb 2015 14:47
@AaronGleeman: I think they learn it in 3rd grade (and only 3rd) in District 196. My son learned it this year, my daughter two years ago.
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Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:27
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Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:04
What are the odds that my music library would contain two different songs sung from the perspective of a car? #Random
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Fri, 06 Feb 2015 14:56
It feels weird to say (type) this, but I can safely say that as of right now, my favorite Autobot is... Megatron.
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Thu, 05 Feb 2015 22:34
RT @TheFunnyTumblrs: How many goldfish can you fit on your cat before it wakes up? http://t.co/JhpLPIVAZa
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Thu, 05 Feb 2015 22:28
RT @darth_awesome: If we beat ebola only to be taken down my measles, I am going to leave a bag of turds on Jenny McCarthy's porch.
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Mon, 02 Feb 2015 10:17
@ravsitar RT @incidents: I knew she looked familiar https://t.co/uioCAM3lfG
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Sun, 01 Feb 2015 21:13
RT @MLB: Now that THAT'S over ' #BaseballBegins http://t.co/UCOw7swE9r
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Sun, 01 Feb 2015 20:38
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Next commercial break they're just going to show the first ten minutes of Up.
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Sun, 01 Feb 2015 20:06
RT @TheScienceGuy: Wonder if Brady has trouble controlling the fully inflated ball. Hmmm...
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Sun, 01 Feb 2015 19:42
RT @Paulmay018: "Like a good neighbor, @StateFarm never brings up your dead kid."
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Mon, 26 Jan 2015 10:51
Vampire Hunter D Hideyuki Kikuchi (1983) When I picture a half-vampire/half-human vampire hunter, I... http://t.co/sNWMEJXF1f
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Wed, 21 Jan 2015 09:48
Def Leppard's "Animal" is my new Favorite Song I Totally Forget Even Existed.
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Sun, 18 Jan 2015 17:15
Wow, what a game! #NFCChampionship
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Fri, 12 Dec 2014 10:27
RT @joshacagan: hey, @bad_robot, love the "Force Awakens" trading cards, but thought they could use a little punch-up, you're welcome http:'
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